Give me a J!!!!!!

Forced to give blowjobs? Never mind Jamwall, will you be MY girlfriend?

OK, seriously, I am so in awe of this man. Everytime I log onto his blog I am just taken a back at how funny he is. He's brilliant. I bet he is so much fun to hang out with. Even just doing menial things like going to the grocery store would be a blast.

The man deserves his own private cheering squad to follow him around.