I have died and gone to heaven. No, I'm not pining after Brian Adams. I actually chatted with Jamwall on MSN tonight! Let me tell you fellow fanclubbers, he is so funny and great. I just love him so much I'm seriously considering stalking him. Too bad though, I don't think I can. I will have spread myself too thin I think. Monday - Wednesday I stalk Joaquin Phoenix, Thursdays is Matt Damon, Friday's and Saturday's are Dan. Aykroyd. So that only leaves me Sunday's, which I prefer to just sleep in and stuff. I'm not sure yet. As worth it as it would be, I think I'll wait until Joaquin finally gives me that restraining order he's been promising me. Jamwall derserves more than just a half a Sunday.

I was so happy to tune into the world's greatest blogger in the world's blog today to see that he didn't miss this great oportunity to make fun of George Bush. If you missed the post, I know, as if, HERE is the link. I think Jamwall's brain is a work of art and should be given unlimited funds to do whatever he chooses. If I was a billionare, I would be his number 1 supporter so he could just work on making us laugh.

Ok, Jamwall post yesterday was so funny! I was surprosed there was only 30 something comments. People must have been busy. It was one of his better photoshop pics too. How can this man continually out-do himself like this? If you missed his post yesterday, you simply must read it. CLICK HERE I checked out that Mr.Shife guys site to see what he was talking about and I think he too is brilliant. I stayed on MrShife's site for way too long though and didn't get enough done at all, so now I am suffering the consequences and rushing through this post so Ican get things back on track. At the bottom of Jamwall's post he has a link to Mr Shife's site. It's really really funny!

speak now or forever hold your...fill in the blank...

Speaking of comments, I have been thinking we need to turn our comment thingy on. I know we had talked about not bothering with it because it might take the focus away from what we are trying to do here, but I disagree. So I am taking the liberty of turning it on today. And I'm also going to put the word verification on so we hopefully won't get spam. I have it on on my other blog and I never get spammed. I hope noone really has a problem with this. I just think it's dumb that we can't comment on each others posts. Lets take a lesson from Jamwall. I mean, the best part of most blogs are the comments. Besides, if one day he should stumble across this fanclub, don't you think he should be able to comment on it? In other news, Jamwalls post today (Larry Bird slaughtered to contain bird flu) had me laughing again at work! I had to make up some stupid story to the person walking by who wanted to know what I was laughing at. ***** Note to self ** next time close office door when looking at blogs on company time!! **** I would seriously get canned if anyone caught me blogging at work! I hope they don't track stuff on our computers. I have enough porn sites on here to seriously get canned. But hey, what's a gal to do on her lunch break anyway?

Cloud #9

OK, the whole Michelle Dugger thing from yesterday was so freaking funny! I mean the whole post was sheer genius! His readers are all so smart and quick wittedtoo. He seemed to think my comments were funny, so that was cool. It is probably dumb how excited I get when I see him answer a comment of mine. But I do. It makes my day. And if I should be so lucky as to have a mini comment conversation with him, it makes me feel like I'm floating on clouds..

OK!! I couldn't agree more. We'll get in the swing of things.

So did anyone check out his post the other day about the Pepsi Challenge? The comments were so hysterical I almost died laughing. He had something like 100 comments on that post. THAT is just crazy!

I should have a lot more time coming up soon to post.

Keep it coming people!!

MORE COWBELL !!!!!!!!!!

I feel bad. Some fans we are turning out to be. Ok, here and now, Today....I will honestly try and post more.

So in his post today I was on the floor rolling around laughing. I'm sure you all saw it, but just incase you didn't, CLICK HERE

How funny is that? Look at him just a clanking away on his cowbell WHILE Undersecretary Brown is explainging things to him. I fully agree. The gulf needs more cowbell. Hell we all need more cowbell. And lets face it, this blog needs a hell of a lot more cowbell!

where is the love?

Ok people. Listen up! We need to get down to business here. I know we all had a busy summer, but come on. Where is the love? Lets not let him down. One day he will find our humble little fanclub blog and we have to at least have more than a handful of posts or he will think we are just making fun of him.

So....lets get posting!!

Give me a J!!!!!!

Forced to give blowjobs? Never mind Jamwall, will you be MY girlfriend?

OK, seriously, I am so in awe of this man. Everytime I log onto his blog I am just taken a back at how funny he is. He's brilliant. I bet he is so much fun to hang out with. Even just doing menial things like going to the grocery store would be a blast.

The man deserves his own private cheering squad to follow him around.

Blowjobs For Jamwall...

I agree. Except I am a woman. And i would totally have sex with him. Even if I was a man! I'm telling you, whoever snags this guy should kiss the ground he walks on. If she doesn't, she's a dumb boring bitch and should be forced to at least give him blowjobs every 4 hours.

I swear if I was a woman, I would have sex with him.

We Heart Jamwall

I can hardly wait until my coffee is fully brewed to get up in the morning to see what crazyness the funniest man alive is up to.